title. Royal Blue Can Fuck Right Off
name. Dougal Rea
right now. Second year studying Chemistry at the University of Edinburgh
Royal blue can fuck right off.
What narcissistic cocksure toff
With snobbish air and whining voice
Anointed this the colour choice
Of royalty? It has no crown!
Demount your high horse and step down
Upon the grass. Would you demean
It's healthy shade to 'peasant green'?
And what about the blacks and whites,
The colours of the plebiscites?
And dare I mention navy blue?
It's apt for some, but not for you.
Elitism is manifest
In all you favour and detest
But why that shade? I just can't see
Why blue deserves a monarchy.